
Thursday, July 29, 2010
SUGAR..IN RELATION TO THE SALT ISSUE

Wednesday, July 28, 2010
WHO IS SALT IN CMU?

a) When you suspected that there were SALTs in your room, divert your conversation such as, “ Anak nko apa khabar?” (contoh soalan pada SN) or “ Amway nko macam mana” (contoh soalan pada KAA) or “Nko menang ke lawan badminton semalam?”(contoh soalan pada MFK)
b) Used the lowest tone when talk about something that can be classified as secret especially at MAAG room (because there is no wall in his room and MAAG preferred the glass windows so that his room look different from any other rooms but in terms of secrecy, bilik tu tak sesuai), SN‘s room, KAA’s room and kesemua bilik belakang because the walls were not soundproof.
c) Know your staffs (and that includes where they usually hang out during the weekend, you might surprise with your findings).
d) Lock your door (walau pun sekejap, akhir-akhir ni ada orang jual Readers' Digest, orang jual air liur pasal kira formula yg kita dah lama tahu dll). Kita bukan amalkan dasar tutup pintu, tapi dasar appointment dulu.
Lain-lain tips, nanti kita akan circulate sebab these blog itself pun dot..dot…dot…DAN kalau dengar bunyi nyanyian-nyanyian pelik tepi bilik, itu pun SALT jugak. Itu Suppu@Salt Letchumy yang nak spy kita takut kita mengata hal dia dengan Rani. Kalau korang Nampak dia masuk library, tolong tengok-tengokkan sikit, karang hilang lagi Gajah dalam library tu.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010
APA ADA DENGAN CINTA??
CMU DIGEMPAR-GEMBUR DENGAN SOAL 'PERHUBUNGAN'..........(syok sendiri kot....)
Dua mempelai dijodohkan bersama,
Naik pelantar membina gading bahagia....
Adakah ini kesudahan riwayat hidup semua orang?...No, No, No.....
Apakah tahapx2 yer, mari layar.....
ada yang 'desperado'! kerana umur? atau tindak balas fizikal? atau perasaan emosi...(apa lah aku, orang lain dah ada.....)
ada yang seronok pegang tangan, dilamun cinta mabuk! (apa salahnya! cheh waaaaa.....)
ada pulak terpendam, malux2 nak lafaz cintanya...'biarlah rahsia' (eh, pernah dengar....)
ada yang berani, melafaz: hati 'ku' telah dimiliki!
ada yang kata: 'jodoh belum sampe....tunggu ler...', 'tu tuhan kasi...', 'tiada rezeki.....', 'muka cam nih siapa nak...' (nak tenangkan diri ke?????......)
ada mengeluh: 'nak kumpul $$$$ dulu baru lah boleh.....'
ada yang tak kesahhhhhhh....
tak kira apa pun keadaan, ada yang termeterai, ada yang tergadai......
yang paling sakit ati, sama-sama bercinta, namun pengantin bukan i........(apa terjadi???? run away bride?????)
yang paling mencabar pulak: 'semua sayangkan i, susah bagi i menyakiti ati mana-mana satu' (wow, high level......ramai jantan @ betina simpanan kot......)
(Nota: nukilanx2 di atas adalah imaginasi semata-mata....siapa makan cili dia yang rasa pedas! huhu!)
Anda di tahap mana??????
i.....mana-mana...... (SUDAH........)
Macam mana pun, biar lah IKHLAS........
Saturday, July 24, 2010
WAH...ADA PEGAWAI CMU BERTUNANG


GAMBAR HIASAN: Beyonce tengah menunjukkan Jay-Z kat mana nak letak cincin dalam lagu Single Ladies
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
OFFICE DECO TIPS FROM YAHOO HOTJOBS
What Your Workspace Says About You
Larry Buhl, for Yahoo! HotJobs, Yahoo! HotJobs
If you spend a lot of time at a desk, personalizing the space makes sense--whether it's a private corner office or a shared cubicle. But just as your clothes and body language make an impression on others, your workspace gives coworkers and clients a distinct impression about you. Plants, books, artwork--even your name plaque--transmit clues about your efficiency, your sociability, and your competence, experts say. "Everything in your office sends a message, whether you want it to or not," says Lisa Marie Luccioni, an adjunct professor of communication at the University of Cincinnati.
You'd rather be fishing (or skiing, or skydiving, or building birdhouses). Evidence: Pictures and artifacts from your hobby on every surface.
There's a delicate balance between sharing your interests and giving the impression that you're daydreaming all day about jumping out of planes or skiing, according to Barbara Pachter, business etiquette expert and the author of "New Rules at Work": "Pictures of your hobby are good conversation starters, but if you have too many of them, it makes people wonder whether you're really daydreaming about fly-fishing."
They can hang around. Evidence: A full candy dish, aspirin in the drawer, well-tended plants, pictures of children and babies.
"Things like an open door, candy, a comfortable guest chair, and photos of people--but not pictures of objects--signal an extroverted workspace that people will feel free to linger in," says Sam Gosling, a professor of psychology at the University of Texas.
They shouldn't hang around. Evidence: Flimsy guest chair, guest chair covered in files, or no guest chair. Your desk faces away from guests. Minimal or no decoration.
"Even if your office has photos or artwork, but they're images of things and not people, [people] can make an assumption you're more introverted and might not want them to linger," Gosling says.
You demand respect. Evidence: Multiple degrees on the wall, awards on the shelf, pictures of you and important people, magazines featuring articles about you. The plaque on your desk says your full name and title, and lists your advanced degrees.
"Name plaques form a strong impression. If it says just your first name, people assume you're friendly and approachable. If it has a formal title, they think you want to be respected for your rank," Luccioni says.
You've just been hired, you've just been fired, or you'd like to leave soon. Or you'd rather be temping. Evidence: Files in boxes, no decorations, no books, no plants, no pictures, and no name plaque.
They should avoid doing business with you. Evidence: Messy piles of papers on every surface. Half-eaten donuts atop teetering stacks of binders. Carpet stains.
Experts agree that a messy office can seriously damage your reputation as a conscientious person. "It's hard to function in a messy office, and people assume your office chaos will spill over to their project and their files will be lost in your mess," Pachter says.
Gosling pointed to research that shows people read much more than they should into a messy office. "People think that someone with a messy office is less agreeable, which may not be accurate. My guess is, people assume a mess is inconsiderate."
You don't take the whole "work thing" too seriously. Evidence: Humorous posters, ironic bumper stickers, whimsical images, and toys.
Conscious Decorating
Experts have several suggestions on making sure your workspace matches the image you want to project.
Err on the conservative side. Especially if clients visit you or if you're in a high-traffic area, you want to make sure people don't stop in their tracks to gawk at your collection of teddy bears or tiki torches.
Be careful with controversial items. "Consider the cost:reward ratio of putting up something like a political campaign poster," Luccioni says. "You might find kindred spirits, or you might offend people and get a first meeting off to a bad start." All experts say anything potentially racist, sexist, or homophobic, or otherwise disparaging of a group, is a no-no.
Check your employee handbook, or ask HR. Your company probably has some guidelines on decorating your work space. They might not even permit any decoration, which makes the issue moot.
Follow industry norms. Some industries demand a strict image of seriousness, while others are more laid-back. A poster with a funny or counterculture slogan would be more appropriate in the office of an advertising copywriter than the office a defense attorney.
Consider the physical arrangement. "A desk can act as a barrier and give formality, which is good for reviews but can be intimidating," Luccioni says. She adds that a small circular table allows everyone to meet on an equal basis. A power difference, if you want that, can be achieved by giving guests smaller, flimsier chairs.
And if you tend to make snap judgments about others' offices, try to look at the bigger picture, Gosling recommends.
"Any one item can have many different purposes. If someone has a plant, maybe they have a green thumb, maybe they're into feng shui, or maybe the plant was left over from the last person in that office. If you see someone with a super neat desk, how do you know whether they're truly neat, or whether they swept everything into a drawer before you stopped by?"
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Saturday, July 10, 2010
ANGIN BULUH PERINDU
It has been a while since somebody wrote on this blog. However, some of the CMU officer’s think that it is necessary to write something now, as what ever happened in near future hopefully will make all of us feeling not that too devastated on our beloved unit. Last Thursday, an unexpected person came to our office after the office hours almost end with an intention to become our next HOU. To that person, yes we know, you are going to read this after all (which is fine by us); first we just want to welcome you to this unit and no… we are not going to scare you. After all, you are very bold enough in requesting our unit as your FIRST unit to be HOU. Good luck with that! (BTW, luck thus not mean ‘delegate’, too much delegating means you don’t know anything at all about CMU= tak payah Head pun tak pa kalau macam tu). In other development (direct translation), today we see the different side of Dr Zul. He is not happy (please hang in there Dr Zul …). And today yours truly also just found out the truth about SEREMBANGATE (it sound more scandalous when it was wrote like that, please refer to the WATERGATE incidence).I just being told about the real culprit of the incidence. All of you can give it a try and guess who that mysterious person was. There will be no prize what so ever, I’m trying to make it fun here since we now don’t have that HRP Competition anymore. To that mysterious person, Eh…hope you are reading this and I know you will, YOU SUCK! After all that I have been through, may your life is easier than mine…and I hope you realized, what goes around, comes around and if it is not to you, it will happen to your family members. Allah is Great. To my collegues, just to let you know, there might be second wave of my transfer issue to Seremban. So…currently I have to pull myself together again now, finding strategies and totally not that into blue eye boy things. Hell…no! Aku tahu ada orang dah mula mengata. Gua ada maruah beb! Dan biarlah orang buat gua, visionari gua adalah akhirat…kalau gua nak buat apa-apa pun, it will be in style.Tungguuuuuuu……PASTI ADA SAMBUNGAN PASAL INI LAGI PADA POS AKAN DATANG
PERGI DAN DATANG
SS akan berangkat ke negerinya sendiri pada 17hb kalau tak silap untuk memulakan tugas baru beliau di Similajau. Manakala, CMU juga mengalu-alukan kedatangan seorang lagi pegawai baru iaitu Cik Norsofiana yang berasal daripada Melaka. Masuk team engineer. Tak ada gambar lak nak letak kat sini buat masa ini. Tunggguuu (lagi sekali)….PASTI ADA SAMBUNGAN PASAL INI JUGAK PADA POS AKAN DATANG
P/s: Tak adalah lagi lodge lima bintang untuk aku kalau ke Kota Tinggi lain kali…sedey…
Dan bersempena ngan WORLD CUP, kami di CMU turut bersetuju ngan kempen NO TO RACISM. Dengar2 MAAG akan mengadakan parti tak liar pagi tu bersama-sama ngan beberapa member yg lain dirumahnya.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010
EDISI MELAWAT

Last Monday, the new chairman visited RRI and obviously CMU were involved for LITS. All the worked involved in setting up the displays were only started on Saturday. Imagine how hectic it was because we don’t have any posters at all. Luckily, Duriemas and of course, Zaharah was willing to help me. ALHAMDULLILAH and I must say it turns out to be good. Again, thank you Duriemas and their staffs for willingly to worked on Saturday just to ensure the job is done and also for sending us the right posters after major correction before the new chairman arrived at our place (the mistakes was only noticed that Monday morning!). So this time around, the displays came with National Geography concept (penat aku menerangkan kat Zaharah sampai pening kepala dia). We want it to come with sequence and synergized. On that morning pulak, due to rain on Sunday night, ladang basah. Bertekak aku dengan orang Stesen minta turap ladang. Actually, at that particular time, I don’t want to listen to any excuses…hangin aku. Back hoe tak adalah, nak tunggu Ikhsan lah. Why must you give excuses before you even try? I’m doing impossible things at the moment dengan menyiapkan everything on Saturday and Sunday. Yang sikit tu pun tak boleh ke? To make the story short, I get what I want plus fogging nyamuk sekali and kind of regretting myself because of ‘kata dua’ yang aku bagi pada staff tu. Terasa macam Kimora plak. Overall the visit was OK (for me, I tak dengar lagi pahat), the only comment that I received from the audience was, “Does your hair use MORTEX?” a…ahhh, ye lah tu and here are the pictures.
Yg belakang tu bukan kabus, tapi fogging nyamuk
Susun atur di ladang
This was true event but for further confirmation, the officer himself needs to clarify it. I diberitahu oleh sumber-sumber yang boleh dipercayai yang KP dah buat visit ke SPKT. In order to make SPKT nampak gah, hebat, mantap dan terurus, kakitangan SPKT telah bertungkus lumus mengemas pejabat, ladang dan kawasan-kawasan sekitarnya. Pada masa yang sama, salah seorang daripada pegawai CMU sedang menjalankan penyelidikan yang berkaitan ngan rumpai (tak tahulah Paspalum ker, rumput Israel ker) di sana. Disebabkan staff yang ditugaskan tidak mengetahui mengenai kewujudan eksperimen tersebut, maka staff tersebut dengan rasa bertanggung jawab (ke suka hati?) telah memotong rumput –rumput tersebut yang bagi dirinya nampak serabut pada laluan yang KP akan gunakan semasa lawatan nanti. Walau bagaimanapun niat murni kakitangan tersebut telah menjadi kebengangan pegawai CMU tersebut hingga kini.
Hmm…banyak persoalan bermain di minda, adakah perang akan meletus? Adakah saman menyaman akan berlaku? Apakah reaksi SS? Saya rasa kita perlu ambil iktibar daripada kejadian ini dan janganlah meyalahkan pekerja tersebut, kesian dia…dah rumput kan? Nak buat macam mana? CMU officer’s blog akan cuba mendapatkan komen mereka yang terbabit tapi sebelum itu, kami di CMU officers’ blog ingin memperkenalkan program baru in conjunction dengan peristiwa tersebut…
Nama Tempatan: Rumput Israel
Nama Saintifik: Asystasia Gangetica L.
Famili: Acanthaceae
Lokasi dijumpai: Ditepi-tepi jalan dan pinggir belukar
keterangan:
Tumbuhan ini digunakan untuk mengubat luka akibat dari gigitan serangga dengan cara melumatkan daunnya dan menampalnya pada tempat luka tersebut.
Info menarik:
Bunga putih dia disukai arnab
Sedap dimasak lemak putih ngan keledek ngan udang kering (tak penah pulak aku cuba dan tak tipu nih,check internet. Boleh komersil ganti alfalfa)
Kalau kambing ngan biri-biri makan kena cirit birit (ada aku kesah!)

Minggu lepas, minggu ini dan minggu hadapan, ramai CMU officers’ yang bercuti atau berada di tempat lain e.g. MFK di Sg Congkak, SS di Penang, GSS di Sabah dan Sarawak dan NMCH di merata-rata. Sesiapa yang berminat, ini NMCH ada offer:
Taman Negara Trip via Jerantut : 2D1N, free & easy + mancing + 3 x meals (masakan kampung) + boat + tent (3 people/tent) + pass + canopy walk (* + RM 20)...joran can be supplied by request. Total RM 180 + RM 20 = RM 200. Canopy walk - later arrangement for those interested..package offered by my cousin. 15-16 @ 22-23 hb May. TQ
Monday, April 26, 2010
MALAM KARAOKE PANGKOR

Saturday, April 24, 2010
KHABAR DARI DINDING...
Dan di Pangkor semuanya macam berjalan seperti dirancang. GSS, Dr Zul dan Dr Masa yg sepatutnya tak dapat hadir, tiba-tiba berjaya menghadirkan diri. Memang aku terasa syukur sangat sebab diantara officer kita makin kurang program. Dan bila berjaya kumpul semua, ia adalah sesuatu yang diluar jangkaan especially GSS, I'm glade you made it dan terkini dari Pangkor, hari dah petang, ramai yg ke pantai tapi aku decide dok bilik jer sebab semalam aku kemaruk gila sewa motor dan naik bot sorang-sorang (tapi bot tu ada pemandu dialah), so aku tak teruja sangat nak keluar sebab penat treasure hunt tadi. So, ini lah beberapa keping gambar terkini kami semua di Pangkor.