Friday, June 17, 2011

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

SELAMAT PENGANTIN BARU MSM!

EKSKLUSIF: MAJLIS RESEPSI SYOLAHUDIN DAN SITI
(eksklusif sebab Udin tak post dekat FB lagi)




Ha, dah lama tak blog! Sorry, busy beb...tapi busy-busy pun, pergi jugak kami semua ke perkahwinan budak balak UPT ni. Tahniah buat MSM yang telah melangsungkan perkahwinannya dengan pilihan hati dan majlis yang berlangsung dekat Bukit Beruntung dihadiri oleh KAMI, geng klon balak, geng volleyball, geng pancing, geng surau (sebab depan rumah dia ada surau), geng motor besar dan geng-geng lain macam badminton, dart, SOA (ada kot), batu seremban (salah satu sukan utama semasa KPPK),bola jaring etc. So...ramai-ramai mari kita nyanyi lagi Selamat Pengantin Baru (versi Saloma) kat Udin...Selamat Pengantin Baru, Selamat Berbahagia....bla...bla...bla...Semoga ke anak cucu...lepas tu ada tujuan...Selamat Sejahtera...bla...bla...bla..



Udin tengah melayan tetamu


Monday, August 16, 2010

GOOD LUCK MHM!

It is colloquium time again for CMU's officer. This time around it will be MHM, our first ever engineer! (I supposed in a decade maybe). We just hope that MHM is going to do well during his presentation this 2.00 pm with his new machine (nope...we are not going to tell you more than that...shh...rahsia). Hopefully MHM together with our new addition of engineer (NU) will work something out especially in adressing the labour problems in Malaysian rubber industry. Perhaps, to come out with a robot to do all the tapping works and when we talk about robot we really mean it like a real robot. Try imagine Megatrone (no...it is not Haji Megat at ladang doing tapping) or even the machines in Avatar movie (and no again, it is not that Avatar with 'bald headed and an arrow tattoed at his head' boy fighting fire nation). We hope our versions of robots can inspire them later in the future (macam beyond 3000 lah konon-kononnya). Anyway, good luck MHM...sure comfirm maa...
TAPPER (MALE VERSION)

FEMALE VERSION


THE LIST

Do all of you by now know about certain 'list' ? One list in particular is emerging from nowhere. It is actually the list from the past. It shows which side are you although the big question is should there be a side at all. My advice, make your own stand! Please focus with our research instead.




PENGUMUMAN

Hampir seminggu berpuasa dan bukanlah kami ni beria-ia sangat nak raya. Cuma kami di COB ingin meneruskan tradisi seperti tahun lepas sempena hari raya dimana kami telah menganjurkan ucapan selamat hari raya. Jadi tahun ini, ucapan sampaikan raya kami bertajuukkk....RAYA BERSAMA COB! Jadi, jgn segan silu untuk menghantarkan ucapan raya anda bersama gambar raya terbaru (kalau boleh tak keluar FB lagi) kepada MAAG untuk diedit dsbnya. Bukan apa, sekarang paper pun 1 Ramadhan dah ada ucapan raya student dan juga bagi mengelakkan macam tahun lepas dimana ada orang yang tak sempat hantar. Apa2 hal, bebudak CMU dan alumni wajib...tak ada siap korang...



Wednesday, August 11, 2010

SALAM RAMADHAN

Kami di CMU officers' blog ingin mengucapkan selamat menunaikan ibadah puasa kepada seluruh muslimin dan muslimat. Moga Ramadhan kali ini merupakan Ramadhan yang terbaik buat kita dan seterusnya dapat membantu kita melatih diri untuk menjadi insan yang cemerlang.
P/s: Lepas sahur, jangan lupa gosok gigi!

Sunday, August 1, 2010

A TALES OF TWO LIBRARIES (WELL...SORT OF)

We always make jokes about this whenever we were in Cineleisure Damansara. After eating, watching movie, playing bowling or even some karaokes and when it seems that there were nothing else to do, somebody among us will quickly suggest, " How about we go to the library instead?".

Hmm...yeah ... right! Well, for those who are not familiar with Cineleisure Damansara, the library is not exactly the library that all of you imagining right now (no tengkolok shape building or even Kak Selamah inside it). It is actually a 'gastropub'(a mix of a pub with gastronomic adventure perhaps). So in other words, this place suppose to be suitable for GSS only. But knowing GSS and the rest of the CMU group, none of us will carry our books there (although from what I heard, the librarians there is not even close to Kak Selamah, they were smokin' hot...). Below is the pictures for the internal design of the library which I took from their website.
So, we also have our own library which curently we call 'Mini Library UPT'. We really like to design it as exactly as the 'the library' in Cineleisure Damansara. However, due to budget constraint, not much can be done. The only things that is similar in comparison with that other library is just the bookshelf itself (I mean the colour, don't you think so?). In spirit...we have the concept and ideas as same as the gastropub. We try to capture the mood and we did it as the room turn out to be something that you can found in Europe although none of us are not even there yet. How we know it, well we get a comment from a person (outsider and non MRB) who are accidentially in that room and telling it to our staff on how beautiful our mini library is. Reminiscence of him in UK! (we hope we nailed it)

We have a lots of history in developing this library. Previously, all the books and documents were everywhere in a room which we called as Bilik Dokumen. Then, I asked Dr Nasa for bookshelf and we managed to get it. So, we start from there, gathering old furniture, sorting documents, collecting books and some deco. Most of the details inside the room is actually from the personal collections of CMU officers. Dr Zul himself also has been very supportive in agreeing to buy few things to make our mini library looks like a real library so that it can be used by the officers and also by the staffs. And tomorrow, we will open the curtain for the library and also the door because in a way, we are proud of this petit library. This mini library is dear to our heart. Some of the collections were actually not to say one of a kind, perhaps a rare documents because CMU has long been a references in terms of agronomy and latex harvesting. Here is the picture of our mini library, as you can see it is actually a small room. We determine to improve the collections by the contributions of our own officers and we hope that we are able to keep this collections as long as we can because by now we know that the government will develop the land in Sg Buloh and who knows where will CMU be located during that time. Our only hope is somebody will look after these books and documents because these are the informations that were used in shaping our rubber industry in the past, we are using it now in present time to study it for knowledge and hopefully it is an inspiration in developing new R&D in the future for the betterment of rubber industry in this country.











So, there is a suggestion on soft launch for this mini library, the others cmu officers are encourage to give their opinions on this. Ramadhan is around the corner, so it is up to you guys...kumpul dan makan -makan je kot. Please 3R (Respek, Rileks dan Respon!)

Thursday, July 29, 2010

SUGAR..IN RELATION TO THE SALT ISSUE


The CMU's blog is alive and kicking..in respond to the SALT issues i feel it is also important to talk about the sugar issue..No this does not involved the increase of the sugar price or the shortage of the sugar supply during the festive month..no..i'm talking about a person who felt the need to became a sugar or in a layman terms a kipas to the important person...in a way this SUGAR can be a good friend to the SALT. Like many things in life...to much of a good thing might not be such a good thing after all.
If you were wondering why the so called VIPs always suffered diabetic problems..well this is because they have too much sugar among them..the person who hold their bags, open their water bottle or kept agreeing to that VIPs words no matter how stupid it sounds. the benefits of being a SUGAR was a little bit better compare to being a SALT. Why? Becoz unlike the SALT who are considered as a traitor among us, the SUGAR are more like a annoyance that irritate us. But keep in mind that the SUGAR might surprise you unexpectedly by being a SALT somewhere , sometime, somehow...

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

WHO IS SALT IN CMU?

This post is related with the released of movie ‘SALT’ and the author wish to exaggerate it with the development of Russian spies scandal in US (BTW our very own MAA, who is currently studying at the State is not a spy and for god sake, let she finish her education in peace).

SEBELUM ITU…Amboi emosinya post di bawah tu…

Back to a serious matter, the big question will be… who SALT is among us? (after this, SALT will be used as a reference for SPY in CMU, although in the movie Angelina Jolie turn out to be a good spy in the end based on the movie summary that I got from Cineleisure Damansara).Right now, we should be very cautious on every action and even conversations made due to leakage of information from CMU office. Here, the types of information can be divided into two; the R&D matters and also the not so R&D matters (based on our survey, the not so R&D matters usually leaked first and it involves around office politics, Persatuan Tamil, Persatuan Islam, isu naik basikal ke ladang, isu siapa couple MHM, isu siapa nak kena transfer ke Sg Petani, isu tak pernah key in data, isu tak ajak datang jamuan, isu buat apa kat ladang lama-lama, isu tulis blog etc. To all of the CMU officers, just be careful when making conversations. We believe that SALT type persons are among us. They could be anybody and investigations already started to find these SALT and surely none of them look likes Angelina Jolie. Try to do these things instead:

a) When you suspected that there were SALTs in your room, divert your conversation such as, “ Anak nko apa khabar?” (contoh soalan pada SN) or “ Amway nko macam mana” (contoh soalan pada KAA) or “Nko menang ke lawan badminton semalam?”(contoh soalan pada MFK)

b) Used the lowest tone when talk about something that can be classified as secret especially at MAAG room (because there is no wall in his room and MAAG preferred the glass windows so that his room look different from any other rooms but in terms of secrecy, bilik tu tak sesuai), SN‘s room, KAA’s room and kesemua bilik belakang because the walls were not soundproof.

c) Know your staffs (and that includes where they usually hang out during the weekend, you might surprise with your findings).

d) Lock your door (walau pun sekejap, akhir-akhir ni ada orang jual Readers' Digest, orang jual air liur pasal kira formula yg kita dah lama tahu dll). Kita bukan amalkan dasar tutup pintu, tapi dasar appointment dulu.

Lain-lain tips, nanti kita akan circulate sebab these blog itself pun dot..dot…dot…DAN kalau dengar bunyi nyanyian-nyanyian pelik tepi bilik, itu pun SALT jugak. Itu Suppu@Salt Letchumy yang nak spy kita takut kita mengata hal dia dengan Rani. Kalau korang Nampak dia masuk library, tolong tengok-tengokkan sikit, karang hilang lagi Gajah dalam library tu.
SALT will be released on 29th July 2010 but the CMU officers’ blog is recommending ‘Inception’ which we taught is by far the most brilliant movie for this summer. We just love it!
SATU LAGI…CMU officers’ blog also have our own SALT. Rumor has it that the Datukship is in process for one of the familiar person among us. Yes…words do travel, cuma words tu tak ada claim perjalanan...kuang...kuang..kuang...

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

APA ADA DENGAN CINTA??

Huhu....

CMU DIGEMPAR-GEMBUR DENGAN SOAL 'PERHUBUNGAN'..........(syok sendiri kot....)

Dua mempelai dijodohkan bersama,
Naik pelantar membina gading bahagia....

Adakah ini kesudahan riwayat hidup semua orang?...No, No, No.....

Apakah tahapx2 yer, mari layar.....

ada yang 'desperado'! kerana umur? atau tindak balas fizikal? atau perasaan emosi...(apa lah aku, orang lain dah ada.....)

ada yang seronok pegang tangan, dilamun cinta mabuk! (apa salahnya! cheh waaaaa.....)

ada pulak terpendam, malux2 nak lafaz cintanya...'biarlah rahsia' (eh, pernah dengar....)

ada yang berani, melafaz: hati 'ku' telah dimiliki!

ada yang kata: 'jodoh belum sampe....tunggu ler...', 'tu tuhan kasi...', 'tiada rezeki.....', 'muka cam nih siapa nak...' (nak tenangkan diri ke?????......)

ada mengeluh: 'nak kumpul $$$$ dulu baru lah boleh.....'

ada yang tak kesahhhhhhh....

tak kira apa pun keadaan, ada yang termeterai, ada yang tergadai......

yang paling sakit ati, sama-sama bercinta, namun pengantin bukan i........(apa terjadi???? run away bride?????)

yang paling mencabar pulak: 'semua sayangkan i, susah bagi i menyakiti ati mana-mana satu' (wow, high level......ramai jantan @ betina simpanan kot......)

(Nota: nukilanx2 di atas adalah imaginasi semata-mata....siapa makan cili dia yang rasa pedas! huhu!)

Anda di tahap mana??????

i.....mana-mana...... (SUDAH........)


Macam mana pun, biar lah IKHLAS........

Saturday, July 24, 2010

WAH...ADA PEGAWAI CMU BERTUNANG



Betul, tak tipu nih...tapi yang sedihnya tak sorang pun daripada cmu officer dijemput. Mungkin dia ada reason sendiri kot. Lagipun majlis tunang je. Tak berhak untuk anda semua terasa. Anyway congrats dan katanya majlis berlangsung hari Ahad, 25 hb. Maklumat dicomfirmkan sendiri oleh Dr Zul. Kami di CMU akan ternanti-nantikan kalau ada gambar-gambar pertunangan tersebut yang sudi diberikan oleh empunya diri yang kini telah masuk kategori darah manis. Jaga diri dan tahniah...


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