Thursday, July 29, 2010

SUGAR..IN RELATION TO THE SALT ISSUE


The CMU's blog is alive and kicking..in respond to the SALT issues i feel it is also important to talk about the sugar issue..No this does not involved the increase of the sugar price or the shortage of the sugar supply during the festive month..no..i'm talking about a person who felt the need to became a sugar or in a layman terms a kipas to the important person...in a way this SUGAR can be a good friend to the SALT. Like many things in life...to much of a good thing might not be such a good thing after all.
If you were wondering why the so called VIPs always suffered diabetic problems..well this is because they have too much sugar among them..the person who hold their bags, open their water bottle or kept agreeing to that VIPs words no matter how stupid it sounds. the benefits of being a SUGAR was a little bit better compare to being a SALT. Why? Becoz unlike the SALT who are considered as a traitor among us, the SUGAR are more like a annoyance that irritate us. But keep in mind that the SUGAR might surprise you unexpectedly by being a SALT somewhere , sometime, somehow...

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

WHO IS SALT IN CMU?

This post is related with the released of movie ‘SALT’ and the author wish to exaggerate it with the development of Russian spies scandal in US (BTW our very own MAA, who is currently studying at the State is not a spy and for god sake, let she finish her education in peace).

SEBELUM ITU…Amboi emosinya post di bawah tu…

Back to a serious matter, the big question will be… who SALT is among us? (after this, SALT will be used as a reference for SPY in CMU, although in the movie Angelina Jolie turn out to be a good spy in the end based on the movie summary that I got from Cineleisure Damansara).Right now, we should be very cautious on every action and even conversations made due to leakage of information from CMU office. Here, the types of information can be divided into two; the R&D matters and also the not so R&D matters (based on our survey, the not so R&D matters usually leaked first and it involves around office politics, Persatuan Tamil, Persatuan Islam, isu naik basikal ke ladang, isu siapa couple MHM, isu siapa nak kena transfer ke Sg Petani, isu tak pernah key in data, isu tak ajak datang jamuan, isu buat apa kat ladang lama-lama, isu tulis blog etc. To all of the CMU officers, just be careful when making conversations. We believe that SALT type persons are among us. They could be anybody and investigations already started to find these SALT and surely none of them look likes Angelina Jolie. Try to do these things instead:

a) When you suspected that there were SALTs in your room, divert your conversation such as, “ Anak nko apa khabar?” (contoh soalan pada SN) or “ Amway nko macam mana” (contoh soalan pada KAA) or “Nko menang ke lawan badminton semalam?”(contoh soalan pada MFK)

b) Used the lowest tone when talk about something that can be classified as secret especially at MAAG room (because there is no wall in his room and MAAG preferred the glass windows so that his room look different from any other rooms but in terms of secrecy, bilik tu tak sesuai), SN‘s room, KAA’s room and kesemua bilik belakang because the walls were not soundproof.

c) Know your staffs (and that includes where they usually hang out during the weekend, you might surprise with your findings).

d) Lock your door (walau pun sekejap, akhir-akhir ni ada orang jual Readers' Digest, orang jual air liur pasal kira formula yg kita dah lama tahu dll). Kita bukan amalkan dasar tutup pintu, tapi dasar appointment dulu.

Lain-lain tips, nanti kita akan circulate sebab these blog itself pun dot..dot…dot…DAN kalau dengar bunyi nyanyian-nyanyian pelik tepi bilik, itu pun SALT jugak. Itu Suppu@Salt Letchumy yang nak spy kita takut kita mengata hal dia dengan Rani. Kalau korang Nampak dia masuk library, tolong tengok-tengokkan sikit, karang hilang lagi Gajah dalam library tu.
SALT will be released on 29th July 2010 but the CMU officers’ blog is recommending ‘Inception’ which we taught is by far the most brilliant movie for this summer. We just love it!
SATU LAGI…CMU officers’ blog also have our own SALT. Rumor has it that the Datukship is in process for one of the familiar person among us. Yes…words do travel, cuma words tu tak ada claim perjalanan...kuang...kuang..kuang...

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

APA ADA DENGAN CINTA??

Huhu....

CMU DIGEMPAR-GEMBUR DENGAN SOAL 'PERHUBUNGAN'..........(syok sendiri kot....)

Dua mempelai dijodohkan bersama,
Naik pelantar membina gading bahagia....

Adakah ini kesudahan riwayat hidup semua orang?...No, No, No.....

Apakah tahapx2 yer, mari layar.....

ada yang 'desperado'! kerana umur? atau tindak balas fizikal? atau perasaan emosi...(apa lah aku, orang lain dah ada.....)

ada yang seronok pegang tangan, dilamun cinta mabuk! (apa salahnya! cheh waaaaa.....)

ada pulak terpendam, malux2 nak lafaz cintanya...'biarlah rahsia' (eh, pernah dengar....)

ada yang berani, melafaz: hati 'ku' telah dimiliki!

ada yang kata: 'jodoh belum sampe....tunggu ler...', 'tu tuhan kasi...', 'tiada rezeki.....', 'muka cam nih siapa nak...' (nak tenangkan diri ke?????......)

ada mengeluh: 'nak kumpul $$$$ dulu baru lah boleh.....'

ada yang tak kesahhhhhhh....

tak kira apa pun keadaan, ada yang termeterai, ada yang tergadai......

yang paling sakit ati, sama-sama bercinta, namun pengantin bukan i........(apa terjadi???? run away bride?????)

yang paling mencabar pulak: 'semua sayangkan i, susah bagi i menyakiti ati mana-mana satu' (wow, high level......ramai jantan @ betina simpanan kot......)

(Nota: nukilanx2 di atas adalah imaginasi semata-mata....siapa makan cili dia yang rasa pedas! huhu!)

Anda di tahap mana??????

i.....mana-mana...... (SUDAH........)


Macam mana pun, biar lah IKHLAS........

Saturday, July 24, 2010

WAH...ADA PEGAWAI CMU BERTUNANG



Betul, tak tipu nih...tapi yang sedihnya tak sorang pun daripada cmu officer dijemput. Mungkin dia ada reason sendiri kot. Lagipun majlis tunang je. Tak berhak untuk anda semua terasa. Anyway congrats dan katanya majlis berlangsung hari Ahad, 25 hb. Maklumat dicomfirmkan sendiri oleh Dr Zul. Kami di CMU akan ternanti-nantikan kalau ada gambar-gambar pertunangan tersebut yang sudi diberikan oleh empunya diri yang kini telah masuk kategori darah manis. Jaga diri dan tahniah...


GAMBAR HIASAN: Beyonce tengah menunjukkan Jay-Z kat mana nak letak cincin dalam lagu Single Ladies

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

OFFICE DECO TIPS FROM YAHOO HOTJOBS

Nasib baiklah office aku dah berubah sekarang...good tips sebab banyak makeover dan renovations sedang berlaku di UPT. Yang menarik, highlighted with red. Messy piles of papers and files? who? me? mana ada...

What Your Workspace Says About You
Larry Buhl, for Yahoo! HotJobs, Yahoo! HotJobs


If you spend a lot of time at a desk, personalizing the space makes sense--whether it's a private corner office or a shared cubicle. But just as your clothes and body language make an impression on others, your workspace gives coworkers and clients a distinct impression about you. Plants, books, artwork--even your name plaque--transmit clues about your efficiency, your sociability, and your competence, experts say. "Everything in your office sends a message, whether you want it to or not," says Lisa Marie Luccioni, an adjunct professor of communication at the University of Cincinnati.
So what might they be thinking when they see your space?

You'd rather be fishing (or skiing, or skydiving, or building birdhouses). Evidence: Pictures and artifacts from your hobby on every surface.

There's a delicate balance between sharing your interests and giving the impression that you're daydreaming all day about jumping out of planes or skiing, according to Barbara Pachter, business etiquette expert and the author of "New Rules at Work": "Pictures of your hobby are good conversation starters, but if you have too many of them, it makes people wonder whether you're really daydreaming about fly-fishing."

They can hang around. Evidence: A full candy dish, aspirin in the drawer, well-tended plants, pictures of children and babies.

"Things like an open door, candy, a comfortable guest chair, and photos of people--but not pictures of objects--signal an extroverted workspace that people will feel free to linger in," says Sam Gosling, a professor of psychology at the University of Texas.

They shouldn't hang around. Evidence: Flimsy guest chair, guest chair covered in files, or no guest chair. Your desk faces away from guests. Minimal or no decoration.

"Even if your office has photos or artwork, but they're images of things and not people, [people] can make an assumption you're more introverted and might not want them to linger," Gosling says.

You demand respect. Evidence: Multiple degrees on the wall, awards on the shelf, pictures of you and important people, magazines featuring articles about you. The plaque on your desk says your full name and title, and lists your advanced degrees.

"Name plaques form a strong impression. If it says just your first name, people assume you're friendly and approachable. If it has a formal title, they think you want to be respected for your rank," Luccioni says.

You've just been hired, you've just been fired, or you'd like to leave soon. Or you'd rather be temping. Evidence: Files in boxes, no decorations, no books, no plants, no pictures, and no name plaque.

They should avoid doing business with you. Evidence: Messy piles of papers on every surface. Half-eaten donuts atop teetering stacks of binders. Carpet stains.

Experts agree that a messy office can seriously damage your reputation as a conscientious person. "It's hard to function in a messy office, and people assume your office chaos will spill over to their project and their files will be lost in your mess," Pachter says.

Gosling pointed to research that shows people read much more than they should into a messy office. "People think that someone with a messy office is less agreeable, which may not be accurate. My guess is, people assume a mess is inconsiderate."

You don't take the whole "work thing" too seriously. Evidence: Humorous posters, ironic bumper stickers, whimsical images, and toys.

Conscious Decorating
Experts have several suggestions on making sure your workspace matches the image you want to project.

Err on the conservative side. Especially if clients visit you or if you're in a high-traffic area, you want to make sure people don't stop in their tracks to gawk at your collection of teddy bears or tiki torches.

Be careful with controversial items. "Consider the cost:reward ratio of putting up something like a political campaign poster," Luccioni says. "You might find kindred spirits, or you might offend people and get a first meeting off to a bad start." All experts say anything potentially racist, sexist, or homophobic, or otherwise disparaging of a group, is a no-no.

Check your employee handbook, or ask HR. Your company probably has some guidelines on decorating your work space. They might not even permit any decoration, which makes the issue moot.

Follow industry norms. Some industries demand a strict image of seriousness, while others are more laid-back. A poster with a funny or counterculture slogan would be more appropriate in the office of an advertising copywriter than the office a defense attorney.

Consider the physical arrangement. "A desk can act as a barrier and give formality, which is good for reviews but can be intimidating," Luccioni says. She adds that a small circular table allows everyone to meet on an equal basis. A power difference, if you want that, can be achieved by giving guests smaller, flimsier chairs.

And if you tend to make snap judgments about others' offices, try to look at the bigger picture, Gosling recommends.

"Any one item can have many different purposes. If someone has a plant, maybe they have a green thumb, maybe they're into feng shui, or maybe the plant was left over from the last person in that office. If you see someone with a super neat desk, how do you know whether they're truly neat, or whether they swept everything into a drawer before you stopped by?"

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Saturday, July 10, 2010

ANGIN BULUH PERINDU

RUMOR HAS IT…

It has been a while since somebody wrote on this blog. However, some of the CMU officer’s think that it is necessary to write something now, as what ever happened in near future hopefully will make all of us feeling not that too devastated on our beloved unit. Last Thursday, an unexpected person came to our office after the office hours almost end with an intention to become our next HOU. To that person, yes we know, you are going to read this after all (which is fine by us); first we just want to welcome you to this unit and no… we are not going to scare you. After all, you are very bold enough in requesting our unit as your FIRST unit to be HOU. Good luck with that! (BTW, luck thus not mean ‘delegate’, too much delegating means you don’t know anything at all about CMU= tak payah Head pun tak pa kalau macam tu). In other development (direct translation), today we see the different side of Dr Zul. He is not happy (please hang in there Dr Zul …). And today yours truly also just found out the truth about SEREMBANGATE (it sound more scandalous when it was wrote like that, please refer to the WATERGATE incidence).I just being told about the real culprit of the incidence. All of you can give it a try and guess who that mysterious person was. There will be no prize what so ever, I’m trying to make it fun here since we now don’t have that HRP Competition anymore. To that mysterious person, Eh…hope you are reading this and I know you will, YOU SUCK! After all that I have been through, may your life is easier than mine…and I hope you realized, what goes around, comes around and if it is not to you, it will happen to your family members. Allah is Great. To my collegues, just to let you know, there might be second wave of my transfer issue to Seremban. So…currently I have to pull myself together again now, finding strategies and totally not that into blue eye boy things. Hell…no! Aku tahu ada orang dah mula mengata. Gua ada maruah beb! Dan biarlah orang buat gua, visionari gua adalah akhirat…kalau gua nak buat apa-apa pun, it will be in style.Tungguuuuuuu……PASTI ADA SAMBUNGAN PASAL INI LAGI PADA POS AKAN DATANG


PERGI DAN DATANG

SS akan berangkat ke negerinya sendiri pada 17hb kalau tak silap untuk memulakan tugas baru beliau di Similajau. Manakala, CMU juga mengalu-alukan kedatangan seorang lagi pegawai baru iaitu Cik Norsofiana yang berasal daripada Melaka. Masuk team engineer. Tak ada gambar lak nak letak kat sini buat masa ini. Tunggguuu (lagi sekali)….PASTI ADA SAMBUNGAN PASAL INI JUGAK PADA POS AKAN DATANG

P/s: Tak adalah lagi lodge lima bintang untuk aku kalau ke Kota Tinggi lain kali…sedey…





DALAM KENANGAN …konon-kononnyalah


Dan bersempena ngan WORLD CUP, kami di CMU turut bersetuju ngan kempen NO TO RACISM. Dengar2 MAAG akan mengadakan parti tak liar pagi tu bersama-sama ngan beberapa member yg lain dirumahnya.