MAJALAH HOI! (HANGAT...ORI...I pulak untuk ILMU TITIAN ZAMAN hoooreee! three cheers for that)

LOVE IS IN THE AIR...







Dalam diam-diam si dia ni sahih jadi milik si polan. Siapa agaknya ye? Ha...jangan nak kaitkan majalah HOI! edisi ini dengan previous punya artikel. Tak ada kena mengena pun. Ini berita fresh, dan jangan nak spekulasi rambang.Untuk maklumat lebih lanjut, kena tunggu bulan mengambang lagi.

AMBOI...AMBOI...AMBOI....

'HANTAR REPORT' COMPETITION (HRP)

To make our live more exciting in a nerd way, the cmuofficers' blog will organise 'Hantar Report' Competition (4th Quarterly and Annual Report 2008). As everybody know already, the dateline of the reports are on 22nd December 2008. The winner will have a chance to appear as front cover of MAJALAH HOI! (excitingnyerr...!! (buat aksi lompat-lompat sambil tepuk tangan) and also percutian hujung tahun tanpa gangguan dan stress . The judge for this competion will be our very own Miss Nurzaitunakma of Kelate. So...send in your report now and stand a chance to win!

MANAGER

Kak Yam: Siapa manager kita ha? Ha..ha..ha...(gelak kuat-kuat)

CMU representative: Emm..ehm...tak releven pun dengan kita. Jom lah buat report. Menang boleh jadi Cover model.

Tiba-tiba teringat ni...

Tyra Banks: I only have one picture with me...the one that I did not call her name have to pack her own bags and leave...

Ingatan dan memori tu hilang sebab....

Suppu: La..la..la... (singing with high picth voice) heloo handsome, moorning. You look very nice today. Kalu tak buat apa, tulis report jugak....thaal...thaal...thaal

Kak Yam: Eh...jangan kacau orang lain, hidup manager! hidup manager! aku nak tukar unit! aku nak tukar unit!

Mr X a.k.a EIC: Sabar-sabar, nanti kita announce lah siapa manager baru...

Kak Yam: Apa dia?!!

Mr X a.k.a EIC: Nanti kita announcelah

Kak Yam: Apa dia? tak dengar lah...kuat sikit

Mr X a.k.a EIC: Nanti kita announce lah siapa manager baru
Kak Yam: Ha! elok tu.Biar yang kurus tau..sebab Pengurus

CMU representative yang lain terkesima....terutama yang obese...kuang-kuang-kuang

Sketsa ini adalah rekaan semata-mata, kalau anda faham, fahamlah. Kalau tak, jangan nak memandai-mandai. Point dia, tak tahu lagi siapa Manager Sg Buloh, tu jer...